I have no idea why I thought I should have posted this. It's basically the Bouncer from Bioshock but not.
I stopped mid writing thinking "this sucks on ice". Probably going to finish it on my Scoot Labs wiki.
Here's what it was:
Beta series Pyros are a species of a mysterious docile race of protectors found in cp_overflow. They guard "Little Medics", or tiny grey medics. They were created by a mad scientist named "Doktor EvilEvil Medik", who was hunted by TFPD for 12 years until he was found dead after accidentally driving a hot dog stand off a cliff. They were presumably made to protect the Scootflower in the stomachs of Little Medics that could produce australium.
The Alpha series have three moods:
- Flamethrower: Friendly and protecting a Little Medic
- Shotgun: Friendly, and will usually wander around the map.
- Melee: Hostile to humans.
They will protect Little Medics with their lives.