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The Disease is not a TF2-nimal, it is a terrible virus that works in very dangerous ways. This is how it works:

1. The virus latches onto the victim's head.

The parasite digs into the brain, and stabs its tail into it. It then feeds instincts and commands to the brain, where they are immediately laid out.

2. Sometimes, the victim stabs a cleaver into its cranium in an attempt to make it go away. This is because most of the intelligence and logic goes away.

3. They give up and issue full power to the virus. The tanks wear Football Helmets and the knights wear Knight Helmets to protect their heads from being destroyed.

Required ItemsEdit

The steps should be 1 day apart. The first day, wear an Alien Swarm Parasite. The Second Day, get a Horrific Headsplitter if you can. The 2nd/3rd day, get a Bolt Action Blitzer for tanking and Spiral Sallet for knighting.

BiologyEdit

The odd things about the virus is that it can infect all. of. the. things. Any animal capable of evolving or wearing hats on to their body can get the virus. It appears that to TF2nimals, they actually grow the Helmets onto their bodies.

More DetailsEdit

The Tank is primarily a creature with a very high health source. Usually, they run out into a blind fury, attacking everything in sight. A Knight is smarter. These use small guns like SMGs or shotguns. Some have even been seen healing teammates with a beam of virus!

PacksEdit

These animals can travel from packs of 4 to packs of 30! These animals are VERY dangerous in groups and if approaching 1, you should be VERY CAREFUL AT ALL COSTS OR YOU WILL BE INFECTED BY THEM! It will latch onto your brain, and you will start your own pack! Some have even been observed with yellow eyes! If you learn something very important, put it down below! We NEED MORE INFORMATION OF THESE THINGS OR THINGS WILL GET OUT OF HAND! WE HAVE EXPERIMENTED AND THEY ARE GETTING MORE POWERFUL! THESE ANIMALS ARE USING TRICKS AND DECEPTION! IF YOU SEE THESE IT COULD BE THE NEWEST SPECIES, THE TRICKER! BE CAREFUL, MORE APPEAR EACH DAY! AND WHATEVER YOU DO, AVOID THESE AT ALL COSTS!


05:08, May 22, 2014 (UTC)05:08, May 22, 2014 (UTC)05:08, May 22, 2014 (UTC) CONTAMINATED FILE X000349876 05:08, May 22, 2014 (UTC)05:08, May 22, 2014 (UTC)05:08, May 22, 2014 (UTC)05:08, May 22, 2014 (UTC)05:08, May 22, 2014 (UTC)Rodney The Endangered Species (talk)DO NOT OPEN~


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FILE OF EVIDENCE 

FINDER

SEARCH

WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD? AH AH AH

please

OKAY FINE

WANT TO PLAY A GAME

play global thermonuclear war

THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO NOT PLAY THE GAME

hack into mainframe

NOPE.AVI

fuck you

PASSWORD CORRECT! YOU'RE MAD!

FILE ON CODE

ALIEN LIFE FORM CODENAME "The Disease"

"geno gnowr teminerpex. tovengremnt yrllea si"

get super secret decoder

GOT IT RIGHT HERE

decode

"Virus" Is really a govern-----exp-r--e-t-g-n----wr-ng-

WOULD YOU LIKE TO DECODE FURTHER?

yes please

HACKER! FUCKING HAX! DATABASE BROKEN! SENDING MONKEYS! 

exit database 

TOO LATE! IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER VICTIM ANYWAY! RELEASE THE VIRUS!

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