Object #: 005
Special Containment Procedure: TF2-005 is to be contained in the first floor containment room in Site ██. It shall be stored in a box set on top of a table in the middle of the room. It is to only be moved when given explicit permission my either Lead Researcher Randy T. Redneck or CEO 0rockstar0.
TF2-005 is a milk chocolate Dalokohs Bar, protruding from a torn wrapper. After many failed attempts, researchers at the TF2nimal Research Facility have concluded that the wrapper cannot be removed.
If TF2-005 should be eaten, the consumer would notice that the physical appearance of the chocolate bar remains as it did pre-bite. The consumer would also notice a sudden feeling of euphoria and desire to finish the rest of the chocolate bar. After five bites, the consumer would drop dead.
When the autopsy of the consumer would take place, the examiners would note that many vital organs and other visible body parts would be mysteriously missing, with no cuts or incisions to suggest surgical removal of the previously mentioned body parts.
After many tests on different subjects, the TF2nimal Research Facility has concluded that the Dalokohs Bar is responsible for the deaths, and it has since been given its own containment room in the facility.
*THIS IS A DOCUMENT WRITTEN BY LEAD RESEARCHER OF THE TF2NIMAL RESEARCH FACILITY RANDY T. REDNECK. DO NOT EDIT THIS DOCUMENT WITHOUT EXPLICIT PERMISSION FROM RANDY T. REDNECK HIMSELF.