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A Pyroshark, as rarely seen on land
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The world, from a PyroShark's point of view
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The Pyroshark is a very common aquatic TF2-nimal. Evolved from the Pyro, this creature is highly aggressive and will attack almost anything that enters its waters. Its ferocity is almost unmatched, which has unfortunately led to prejudice and fear, which led to hunting to "control the population." This extermination spree is now dubbed illegal, and Pyroshark hunting is only permitted to those who have been issued a verifiable license.

Latin Name: Ignisturpis

Electric ShockEdit

The Pyroshark's main method of attack is a high-voltage shock of electricity. The Pyroshark has an extremely long series of battery cells lining its sides and pectoral fins. The surface of the fins contain a sort of pad that stores a severe jolt that has been measured to be about 100,000 volts. When hunting, the Pyroshark stores its electric jolt until it gets close to its target, usually a stray swimmer that gets too close. When the Pyroshark reaches its victim, it swats it with its fins. The pressure from the strike releases the shock and electrocutes the prey, stunning it, if not killing it. After a few jolts, the Pyroshark grabs its meal and enjoys it in peace, eating its fill.

Some believe this unusual method of attack arose when competition became more frequent. This advantage gave the Pyroshark an edge, letting it kill more types of prey than its ancestors.


The Clown PyrosharkEdit

Discovered by Pootis-Man, this subspecies of Pyroshark is smaller than the common Pyroshark, but possibly 

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The Clown PyroShark, a smaller, more aggressive subspecies
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more dangerous. The Clown Pyroshark has bright markings around its face, a bright red nose, and hair-like extensions on its head, making it look like a sort of creepy clown, hence the name. The Clown is believed to attack other Pyrosharks if food is scarce, but lack of physical evidence makes this theory unlikely. Another thing that makes the Clown unique is its tendency to crawl onto land in an attempt to catch prey. However, it never stays out of water for long, as like all other Pyrosharks, it must stay in water to stay hydrated.

Latin Name: Possor Ignisturpis

Sewer PyroEdit

Information mostly provided by Mercy. Sewer Pyros are least known cousins of infamous Pyrosharks. They are combination of shark and reptilian, which makes them always appear with longer jaw (Pyromancer's Mask) and are better suited for travelling on land. They attack the same way like normal Pyrosharks, though their attacks are more dangerous due to their strength. They are larger, stronger and usually very friendly, using their method of eating fire energy (their only food) to put out those on fire. As they are very rare, they are hard to spot and thanks to great lack of males in this species and hunting, they are very near to complete extinction. In way of reproduction, they have to rely on their male cousins, which still isn't the most reliable way as the resulting baby could be a normal Pyroshark. It was believed that Sewer pyros were supposed to be protectors of Pyroshark species due to their strength, but it seems it's only another subspecies that just develop a lot differently.

Latin Name: Clocarius Ignisturpis

Lightbulb sharksEdit

Info provided by LightningJolt
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Lightbulb Sharks are known for being docile creatures.
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Lightbulb sharks are a rare species of Pyro shark, in which the entire head is that of a large, luminescent Lightbulb. They are known for swimming in the deepest part of the TF2 Oceans, but have alse been spotted coming to land in search of food. The light produced from their heads help them hunt prey deep underwater (also to lure in prey), and distinguish them from the rest of the breeds. Lightbulb sharks are also known for being docile, unless provoked otherwise. They will hunt small fish, Spycrabs, Scooterflies, and occasionally humans if angered. 

Due to the extremely docile nature of the shark, if faced with another Pyroshark, it will usually leave it's pool of water in search of another or simply move to the other side of the pool. 

The Lightbulb shark is an endangered species, due to hunters taking advantage of it's luminescence and using it for their own personal needs. If faced with a Lightbulb shark, think twice before shooting it!

As of October 6th of 2013 this rare species is no longer to be hunted.

Latin name: Lumenbulbus Ignisturpis

Unusual PyroSharkEdit

A strange subspecies from a large amount of other sharks' breeding, which seems to be the
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What the average Unusual Pyroshark looks like.
rarest pyroshark in the world, considering there's only one, who calls himself Rodney. It appears that they have the Lightbulb from the Lightbulb Pyroshark (See above) but also a strange candle-like appendage.


Their arms have evolved in a way that they knock back their prey and predators, but has not been seen killing many. Unlike most PyroSharks, they don't deliver an electric shock through their teeth. Instead, due to the fact that they don't have a mouth, they discharge electricity from their Left Hand, hinting that their hands work as conductors, which may be another reason for hunting.

This species is going to go extinct if Rodney doesn't mate soon. Don't hunt this species, because you may be kicked from the server.  For more details about the species, see below at Rodney, The Endangered Species.

Latin Name: Insolitum Ignisturpis

Treasure SharkEdit

Information Provided by Pycotich

The Treasure Shark is a rare species of pyroshark that was discovered in Skyloft. It travels on its own with a treasure chest it found from sunken ships. They are often hunted for the contents of said chest. It is the weakest of the entire pyroshark species, along with being the most cowardly. The Poor Pyro often runs from other beings and only will kill  those in it's path to safety. The have a defense mechanism as they love to collect skulls, the bigger ones it puts on it's head while the others it straps to its chest. It is noted that some tf2nimals are menaced by the skulls and ultimately will avoid said creature. Unlike other pyro sharks, the treasure shark will often carry a flintlock or blunderbuss pistol that it found, mainly because of the shape. It uses this not to inflict damage but to set fire to multible predators at once to distract them.

New note: Lightbulb treasure sharks have been discovered in Goldenrod, they may be tied with the megalopyroshark for rarest tf2nimal

An Example of a treasure shark
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Items: Bounty hat (or one of the others with the undeniable or bounty style) Bonedoliers, Last breath, Degreaser, Scorch shot, and Neon Annihlator

Latin name: Thesaurus Ignisturpis

Latin name for Lightbulb Treasure Shark: Lumenbulbus Thesaurum Ignisturpis


Information provided by Niblic

Megalopyrosharks are a critically endangered ancient cousin of the Pyroshark. They are about 2 times bigger than typical Pyrosharks and have horns protruding out of their eye sockets. They attack in the same manner as Pyrosharks and are capable of spitting out fluids heated to deadly temperatures. They are also capable of using the energy acquired from their food to quickly regenerate and rejuvinate themselves. Megalopyrosharks are extremely  hostile, willing to attack any creature and even resorting to attacking their own kind in order to eat them. The Megalopyroshark is psychologically incapable of reproduction because of the disprovening of the Theory of Phlogiston and the careful psychological conditioning of Megalopyrosharks by the ancient Greeks because "theireth reproductioneth useth Phlogiston, thereforeth it is not realeth enough!" (quote taken from journal of silly ancient Greece man, Sosupplycrates.) Because of this, Megalopyrosharks are near extinction with less than a hundred of their species remaining, unable to reproduce and highly aggressive to each other. This monstrous species is, unfortunately, predicted to become fully extinct within the next few years as all attempts to force two Megalopyrosharks to reproduce have been unsuccessful and have resulted in one of them killing the other. There is simply no hope left for these wonderful sea giants!

Latin Name: Turpis Ignum Megala

Calor TiburónEdit

Information provided by Jebidijed

A Calor Tiburón is a rare species of Pyroshark that appears to be capable of walking on land, much like the Sewer Pyro. It is known to be much friendlier than other Pyrosharks, and will only attack if its children or itself is threatened. The thing that really makes the Calor Tiburón unique is that it has a warm, hard hump on its back. You may be asking, "why is this hump so interesting and fantastic?" The answer to that question is the fact that the Calor Tiburón can store food inside this hump and even cook it! They are often seen carrying around fresh meat from an unknown source, likely from a Spy or Heavy species. However, they have not been seen eating this meat in public, and the reason is unknown. They could've either forgotten that the meat was there or are too shy to eat it without privacy.

English Name: Heat Shark

Required Items:

  • Phlogistinator
  • Manmelter
  • Backpack Broiler
  • Old Guadalajara or Connoisseur's Cap (optional but preferred)
  • El Muchacho (also optional but preferred

Neon SharkEdit

Information provided by boomdagger

The neon shark is a semi-rare breed of pyroshark. They appear to be a crossbreed of the swamp shark and the common pyroshark. They are found in sawmill and 2fort. They have adapted the ability to fire their electricity long distances, and they use it to hunt when food is scarce. When food is extremely rare, such as in a famine, the Neon Sharks will come onto land in packs to hunt. They are called the Neon Shark because they appear to steal bright objects from victims, possibly to show dominance or atrract mates. Males appear to wear lime green colors, while females perfer gold.

Required items:



Neon annihilator

Lime green cosmetics for males

Australium gold cosmetics for females

Latin Name: Neo Ignisturpis

Armatura PyrosharkEdit

The Armatura Shark is a Pyroshark that wears an armor like shell along its head an torso, and also has teeth in a simularity to the Pyrahna. The shell on its torso keeps the creatures internal organ protected, while the shell on it's head is made for protecting it's eyes. Not much is currently known on the beast but we know it lives deep in the sea, along the seafloor, and has a luminescent chemical that comes from it's mouth and acts as a search light to compensate for it's bad eyesight. Musketeers of the Lost City used these Pyrosharks as a way to get armor for themselves in the time period of around 1000-1450 AD


Spiral Sallet

Hard headed hardware

Steel six pack

Latin Name: Ignis Arma Turpis

English: Armor Pyroshark

Playground PyrosharkEdit

The Playground Pyroshark, also known Pyroland-Shark, is one of the friendly breed, but there is only 5000 documented to be alive. As of now some photos are present, so hopefully we can show the world this friendly little Shark breed. They are called the Playground Pyroshark for the fact that they love to be played with and as one of our Pyroshark experts says "We used to think they were so few in number, but we have found entire hives of them in larger maps


The Playground Pyroshark is a very small breed of Pyroshark and are found in two colors, Grey if they are a female, and tan if they are male. The female Playground Pyrosharks are able to come onto land in search of food and bits and peices like, sticks, metal, and bones. Females have very boney and gray heads and are very proctetive over there children, and they always take their children with them.They have beady eyes, faintly close to Doms. The males are master hidders, and can blend into most objects. They have smooth tan heads and mutible tiny eyes that can move around the males face area. Saddly the male can't breathe on land and must remain
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A female Playground Pyroshark, out of the water
underwater at all times. They mainly live in larger colder areas, but somehave been found in Tuefort.
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A male playground Pyroshark

Required items:

Male Only:Breather Bag painted Drab TictureGoogol Glass Eyes, Sub Zero Suit if wanted

Female Only: Last Breath or Rusty Reaper, Sight For Sore Eyes, Cremator's Conscience if wanted or Sub Zero Suit.

Latin Name, Seriously: Oculis Capti Fodere Cubilia Ignisturpis

Industrial PyrosharkEdit

First spotted in Rusty Bucket Bay, the Industrial Pyroshark is one of the hardiest animals in the known TF2-niverse. They can survive being frozen alive and can safely breathe in the noxious waters of Rusty Bucket Bay. Like the Sewer Pyro, they can crawl on land with little issue, the only catch is their lack of lungs. As long as they keep moist, they are completely safe to go on land.

Required Items:Edit

  • Respectless Rubber/Robo Glove
  • Last Breath/Rusty Reaper
  • Rail Spikes (optional)

Cute PyrosharkEdit

Cute Pyrosharks were first spotted in Delfinoplaza, they tend to be adventurous and are rarely seen on land. Male and female C.P.S. (Cute PyroSharks) are only hostile when attacked and can make great pets if captured correctly. what the male does is defend its family from: Boats, PyroShark hunters, and other hostile tf2-nimals. What the female does is hunt food for the family and sometimes they use there cuteness to hypnotize the victim making them paralyzed and defenseless against the female Cute pyroshark.

Required items:

-The Cockfighter for males/Hotties hoodie for females

-sight for sore eyes

-The cute suit


Studies show that Pyrosharks are not always the ones to start a fight. Rather, sometimes they try to avoid confrontation, depending on the species it meets. Here is a list of what Pyrosharks will and will not attack:


  • Spycrabs (C'mon! These are eaten by everyone!)
  • Humans (Yeah, I'm talking about you!)
  • Hoovy Whales (usually only when food is scarce)
  • Scooterflies (These guys are delicious!)
  • Hoovy Gerbils (Pyrosharks jump at the chance of this easy food, because Gerbils are weak even on land)


  • Other Pyrosharks (The Pyroshark hardly ever goes cannibalistic. This counts Sewer Pyros too!)
  • Sniperdiles (One of the few creatures that doesn't fight, but is not targeted)
  • Sewer Medics (Thought to be related, and can control the sharks)
  • Heavydiles (The Pyroshark is the main food source of the Heavydile, and therefore not able (or allowed) to fight it unless it is desperate)
  • Jellyneers (They excrete a neurotoxin that has a hypnotic effect on tf2nimals, including Pyrosharks; it causes them to ignore predator and prey).
  • Scoutbird (Well Pyrosharks help'em off water)

Legal Pyroshark HuntingEdit

In recent years, Pyrosharks have been declared an critically endangered species due to overhunting. Many people do not know this, and continue to illegally hunt these TF2-nimals. Recently, some new laws have been tried out to help control the hunting problem and hopefully ease the population back to a healthy state. The rules are as follows:

  • One can only hunt Pyrosharks with permission from a public official. (Get permission from a mod or admin. If none are on... Well, it sucks to be you.)
  • One can only use melee weapons. That means no guns, rockets, grenades, or needles. Huntsman arrows are allowed, by this lets the Pyroshark shoot its flares at you, so do this at your own risk.
  • Unless you have a Huntsman, you can not try to bring the Pyroshark on land to kill it. You have to be in the water to hunt them. The Pyrosharks have an advantage, so as to hopefully discourage hunters.
  • Since they are endangered and take a long time to reproduce, please limit the number of Pyrosharks you kill per hunt. In other words, DO NOT KILL EVERY SINGLE PYROSHARK YOU SEE!!!!!
  • As of  October 6,2013 the hunting and or killing of the "Lightbulb Pyroshark" is now deemed completely and utterly illegal. Those who perform this crime are subject to execution by an Admin (or any other user if an emergency)
  • The Sphee is not allowed to hunt Pyroshark's, EVER.

Failure to follow these strict rules will result in the wanna-be hunter being forced to either pay a large fine of up to $2000, spend a few months in jail, or both if you are really persistent. Hopefully, these new rules will curb the hunting problem and help restore the Pyroshark population to a healthy state.

Dom The Friendly PyrosharkEdit

While most Pyrosharks are very aggressive, there are cases of friendlies that never attack humans. One such Pyroshark is named Dom. He is capable of speaking English, enjoys communicating to others, and tries very hard to be friends with humans. However, the behavior of most feral Pyrosharks causes humans to fear him just as much, meaning they try to harm him. This kind of prejudice is just what conservationists and zoologists fear for this species.

Recent efforts by Pootis-Man attempt to shed a better light on friendly Pyrosharks like Dom, and such efforts seem to be working a little. Hopefully, people will start seeing Dom in a better way very soon. However, an interview with Dom tells us that although he is friendly, he will not hesitate to attack anyone who tries to harm and/or kill him.

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Dom, as he usually appears.
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Dom: "As I am friendly and peacefull, it doesn't mean I will not kill under any circumstances. If my life is in danger, I will try to defend myself. Basically, I am friendly until your behaviour is dangerous for me."

Some suggest that since the Sewer Pyro is friendly and has horns, very similar to Dom, it is possible that he is a sort of missing link between the common Pyroshark and the Sewer Pyro. Dom himself doesn't seem to know what he is exactly; he claims to have been bitten by either a Pyroshark or a Sewer Pyro, turning him into what he is today. Until we test his DNA to find the specific genes of what may have bitten him, his true origins will remain a mystery.

Rodney, The Endangered SpeciesEdit

Rodney is an endangered species that is said to be a mix of a Lightbulb pyroshark and almost all the other subspecies. It is thought to be that Rodney was illegally sold on TF2 outpost for a bud and mixed with the genes of other Pyrosharks. Whatever the cause, Rodney now appears as a normal Lightbulb Pyroshark, but with a candle-like appendage on his head, which heats his body and powers his lightbulb, allowing him to walk a distance from his water. It also appaears that he has evolved Quickly. His body now seems to house a Cube of some sort through a Black Hole. It does not affect him, as it seems, but It shows that he can easily and quickly adapt to a situation.


Unlike most other Pyrosharks, Rodney's lightbulb can discharge flames in 3 categories: Reflect, Range, Burn. The Ranged Discharge fires a bolt that flies at a high velocity towards his enemies, knocking them away and setting them on fire. It can cover over 35 feet if aimed correctly. However, it takes a moment to cool off.  Burn is a quick discharge that seem to burn much hotter if exposed to the back of the spinal column. If anything, you want to face him when running away! These charges can cover 3 feet in less than a second. Reflect can blast explosive projectiles back. However, the projectiles' path after the reflection is extremeley unpredictable. It appears that even Rodney doesn't know where they're going to go! However, it can only be used four times before he has to recharge. It also seems that the Burn Discharge shares charge with the Reflect Discharge. The reason is unknown.

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Rodney, in his mating Pose.


Although Rodney has been studied and recovered from TF2 outpost, he still attacks anything that attacks him, and his prey and predators like normal. 


Whatever the cause of his mysterious candle thing, one thing is for sure. Rodney is the only one of his kind, and they are attempting to get him to breed with others, allowing to make more of his subspecies. Hunting of him may be resulted in being kicked from the server. Think twice before you shoot!


Rodney has been documented as a new subspecies called the Unusual Pyroshark! If you mate with Rodney, the child will be in the WaterFlame Bloodline.


Rodney is the only one of his kind, and is required to mate. Even he knows it. Desperate efforts to mate may have a success. One Test may be conducted to see if Rodney and Scoots will mate. Rodney knows what should be done and has agreed to it.

Items: Filamental, Scorch Shot, Backburner, Waxy Wayfinder, Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Scoots, The LiquifernoEdit

Scoots the Pyroshark is a rare mixture of many of the breeds, and we have yet to find out entirely which ones. Scoots claims to be from the Sewer and Clown breed, but new studies on
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Scoots as normal.
him show that he has many genetic defects such as, his skin and his strange facial area. 


Scoots was first found wondering the sewers of TueFort alone as a child, A Scout began to follow him to see if he was alright. In natural instinct, Scoots killed it and then began to feed. People who viewed this then captured him and brought him to scientists, after a few years of being examined, mistreated and abused, Scoots managed to escape into freedom, after only killing 7 of the guards in his hatred.

Meeting with RodneyEdit

In Scoots' teenage years he was picked up by a group of Pyroshark experts who brought him to Rodney, The Endangered Species. They became friends after that, and due to the new found friendship, Scoots lightened up in life and went through with being examined. Scoots is now just hanging about with Rodney.

Scoots is now running from the most of the world on the account of a bounty on his head of 56 buds. We are unsure why this is though, but Scoots claims that this is because of no good reason.

We just got some new docs in on Scoots nature and what he really thinks and knows, we still have no info on where it's from. Scoots is able to breath above water for a short amount of time, Scoots flesh is harder the most other Pyrosharks and thus more heavy. We've also found samples of their blood and it's has a odd black slimish tint and texture and we have found it to be unhealthy to most other Pyrosharks.

"I just don't see why having so many defects makes me any different." ---Scoots

"Sure, defects are the opposite of evolution. But does that make Scoot any less of a nice guy?" - Rodney

(side note: His name isn't scoots the liquiferno, It's actually ScootstheUnusualPyroshark)

We are not few.Edit

To qoute myself on a comment written toward my friend Rodney, " Rodney, my friend, I may not be the most Pyroshark of Pyroshark, nor do I know wether or not these "Defects" are defects, or I'm some sort of lost breed like you Rodney, but I think that what we think to be a endangered spiecies is just in truth, we are to large of a number of differnet breeds we can't even tell if we have a large populaton or not. It seems every which way a new breed is found. First we should find the rest of your kind Rodney, then we should see for more breeds, then finally to see if I have anymore in my line." To add to this fact, we do not know where most of these creatures are found, and do to capablities we don't have, we can't find most of them, so for know we should find as many as we can find and either make a safe haven or tag them, which ever one we can do to bring the sharks together.


PRIMARY - Degreaser (Faster Switch and you won't be using fire that often)/Stock Flame Thrower

SECONDARY - Flare Gun, Scorch Shot, Detonator (Allowed to use Reserve Shooter or stock Shotgun. Manmelter for Sewer Pyro)

MELEE - Neon Annihilator

Safe HavenEdit

If you want a safe place to rest, good food, and a chance for other Animals, join the Guild Of The PyroSharks!

It's a steam Group where me (Rodney) Scootaloo, and Dom are moderators. Also, Scoot's a Brony, so if you don't like bronies.. Try to not get it past you.

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