- A Medic Tf2-nimal, discovered by Phillip OnBread, that is always obsessed with the first of each month making a song about each one to the tune of Touhou music. He is just like other mercs except for the before mentioned. He can go kamakazi at a giant robot but survives in Sepember First. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxwF1oFRUmg
The main TF2-nimal died by a train while doing May First Scientific Name: Festivus Medius