Democats are a common race that Soldiers use as companions. 


The democats are a shy race, who often meet up in corners to mate. They mate by using their mating call, "kabiiiiim". When mating, they are easily startled and will proceed to kill anyone who interrupts them. They appear with either RED or BLU clothing, and they have an arsenal of bottles and explosive hair-balls. The Democat's natural enemy are the trolldiers, which have been recklessly killing many of the democats. Pictures of democats have not been surfaced as of yet. 


  • Splendid Screen
  • Crouch
  • Have a charge ready
  • Walk on to battlefield spaming the "KABEWM!" taunt
  • ????
  • Profit