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[CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT]; 10/27/11

EXPERIMENT: X790

STATUSESCAPED

FAMILY : EXPERIMENTALIS-AEDIFICARE HYBRID

HOSTILITY : RANK V

Doctor [CLASSIFIED]'s Laboratory, 8:43

"The teleporters are working again, or that what [CLASSIFIED] says. Anyhow I teleported to the room that used to power the G-NE Splicer. Apparently, the teleporters were sabotaged by someone or something.."

Room M-47, 3:49

"I've been up all night trying to figure out why the teleporters quantum stability module was badly damaged. I tinkered abit with it, any it barely works. I wonder if the G-NE Splicer still has a spare."

"The G-NE Splicer was functioning perfectly, I decided to run some diagnostics." "The G-NE Splicer was used last week, odd."

Room M-47. 4:44

"After splicing the apple and the orange, I decided to try a new approach." "The Medical Deparment of [CLASSIFIED] denied my experiment. I took my pet Greasemonkey; Carl Jr. and placed him in the G-NE Splicer"

"It worked! The DNA of the fly breeded with the chromosones of the Aedificare strand!" "Augh, this is my last entry. The subject escaped and its hostility is higher than a hormone-enraged Pyroshark" "Beware of creature I pronouced.. BUGFOOT!"

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