My name is Alan Lockworth. I am a man living in Gravity Falls, Oregon. I have a... hobby, I guess you could call it, about TF2nimals. Strange creatures that look like cartoony humans. I like to observe them, research them, and send my work to people like Scoot Labs or Grantfare.
My obsession probably comes from my dad, Walahee Dooby. My father worked for RED, nearly sic years ago. He was a Spy, cloned from the original that's been lost to history. He fought in the Resource Wars, defending a mountain near Butt-In-Burg used for mining coal and plutonium. He retired when he was shot by a sniper in the groin, which paralyzed him. He was forced to use a wheel chair, so he moved to Kentucky where he fucked my mother. These creatures look just li…Read more >
I can't find a game for the life of me.
I remember opening Steam and seeing that a game had a TF2 collab. It was the TF2 gang standing on a small cliff in a cave, staring at the front. There was also lava everywhere. I think it was a mining game (pretty sure it's not SpaceChems), and it added australium.
Either I dreamed it up, the Mandela effect is real, or I'm a moron and it is SpaceChems.Read more >
It's kinda out of place and cringe worthy. Not to mention off topic.Read more >
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Decided to whip this up. You can use it if you want.
Our facility's top reseachers have concluded that Feral Snipers may be on the brink of extinction. Reports of the murders of these creatures have been flowing in. That's why we have distributed our patented Feral Sniper Tranquilizer Gun, which can be found at your local Mann Co. store. If you happen to tranquilize a Feral Sniper, immediately contact the TF2nimal Research Facility. We will prevent the extinction of these endangered animals.Read more >
http://tf2nimalevolution.wikia.com/wiki/The_TF2-nimal_Wiki_of_Evolution_WikiaRead more >
Should I do itRead more >
Wake me up insideRead more >
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/TF2RFacility Make forum posts as "documents" to store.Read more >
A series about a TF2nimal biologist fighting for his life
We have found a new species of Gravitelamo, in Turbine. We don't have much Intel, but the guys over there are saying it's nothing they've ever seen before.
They're preparing it for examination, and I will be the head researcher. Dr. Sentry of Fortress Laboratories, signing out.Read more >
http://scoot-labs.wikia.com/wiki/Scoot_Labs_WikiaRead more >
I have no idea why I thought I should have posted this. It's basically the Bouncer from Bioshock but not.
I stopped mid writing thinking "this sucks on ice". Probably going to finish it on my Scoot Labs wiki.
Here's what it was:
Beta series Pyros are a species of a mysterious docile race of protectors found in cp_overflow. They guard "Little Medics", or tiny grey medics. They were created by a mad scientist named "Doktor EvilEvil Medik", who was hunted by TFPD for 12 years until he was found dead after accidentally driving a hot dog stand off a cliff. They were presumably made to protect the Scootflower in the stomachs of Little Medics that could produce australium.
The Alpha series have three moods:
- Flamethrower: Friendly and protecting a Lit…
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It'll probably be super unpopular thoRead more >
Well, the TF2 biologist group is dead. I got invited to the new group, but that only has 30 members and it's dead. Just a note.
I think there should be a new wikia, or a wikidot, with active admins and moderators. Oh, and it would take a while, but move every page from here to there.
Probably not gonna happen, just me thoughtsRead more >
What are the limits to editing the wiki? What I mean is can I add any new animal ideas I had in mind or does it have to already exist. Or do I need to ask special permision? I'm new to wikia so I want to know what I'm doing.Read more >
Day 1, ??, ???? Personal Log: Went on an expedition to the famous Woodland park. Boxspies were spotted, alongside with a rare black-box Capsa Decipio. I observed its entire life cycle, including a migration. Results were great, although it did not show any of the aggressive alpha features. Meembirds and pyrosharks were also seen, and they appear to be in a territorial war. The pyrosharks appear to be winning due to their underwater resources (multiple veins of nutrients and natural electricity have been scanned using equipment), while the meembirds are still pushing on due to their ability to heal themselves over naturally and the rare "Bird of Healing" who sometimes has tremendous healing power. After flying around in my helicopter , I sa…Read more >
A new species has been encountered in the town of Tuefort, the Hermit Sphees.
See the sighting here: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=474458718&tscn=1436390650Read more >
It only attacks if threatened or taunted at.
Its main weapon is its claw (Amputator) .
the Medi Doh Doh has brown feathers on its head and a tan beak.
The unique thing about this friendly bird is it has a spike on its head and two gray circles below its beak.
It is suggested that this scares away enemys.
Medi Doh Doh lives in dry areas only.
To be a Medi Doh Doh
Use this weapon ONLY
Vibrio Chorerae style
Medi-MaskRead more >
Pretty simple, really. Ask me something and I will try to answer.Read more >
It's going to be a story based on the tf2nimals, about me and how my species began. Is this a good idea?Read more >
I am not sure why I am doing this... I mean, I don't even use blogs. Oh wait I just did... Oh well.Read more >
Yeah. Pyrosharking server and It's on CTF_VIKING_FINAL. So, use hamachi. The network's name is Pyrosharkz and the password is Rodney
It'll be up soon. So, yeah!Read more >
Hey Guys Spypro360 Here And Guess What Soon ill Be Making A Server Sadly Its In Aussie Snipers House But Anyway We Will Be Talking About What i Should Publish Next And You can Give Some Tips And Some Animals For Me To Write Down And Say It Was A Animal By YOU! So Soon Ill be Making A Server Dont Worry But Spypro360 Signing Out!
Come Checkout Some Posts!
The Flight Of The Scoutbirds
And Coming Soon Some More TF2 Animals!Read more >
So, Rodney. Yeah, the things that made him what he is today, are: Creativity ; Improvising. the only reason i came up with him is the S. ScorchShot uncrate and the craft of Mr. Waxy Wayfinder. Make the best of every situation. That's my advice. So now i roleplay as my favorite character, Rodney WaterFlame. Yes, that's his full name. So I'm going to be playing On ctf_viking_final in case you just want to meet me! Also, every now and then I'll reveal information, just like he might not be contained underneath the subspecies of Lightb- Maybe later... :)
Sincerely, Rodney, The Endangered Species.Read more >