Alton Brownimals are a strange genus of animal that resemble Alton Brown. Not much is known about them. 



A sniper recently reported that they saw a crab that had an Alton Brown head. It spoke to him and said "Good Eats" and then exploded. He claims that he has sent the remains to various research centers. 

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