Airforce Grandpa created by Lerd
'gg' - Airforce Grandpa when he kills a RED trolldier
The family of high ranking Solly Bird Hybrids (SBHs) that has been claiming the skies since the Pyrosaur Period. We don't know what they looked like back then but we do know that they were always SBHs.
The Airforce
The Airforce or Airforce Family, was thought to be composed of one SBH, Airforce Grandpa. Research has shown that one with the blood of the Airforce can endure breathing at high elevation, and has strong hamstrings in the legs to absorb shock from landing. Even from the highest of all places, SBHs still don't take fall damage, like a scout wielding a Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol. One has to be careful around these creatures due to they won't allow one to live after being threatened. They are day creatures and sleep during the night. They don't usually stay at the same spot for long, due to possibly being noticed by rival SBHs. An unknown reporter said that these creatures most of the time prey on RED Solly Birds and if one is starving, Shpee Crabs. They are a neutral group, only attacking when feeling provoked or being shot at. They are commonly mistaken for Trolldiers, a much more aggressive species of Solly Bird, or whatever they are. This common mishap often gets them killed by Trolldier hunters.
Airforce Family's Members and Backstory
The members of the family are: Airforce Grandpa, Airforce Dr. Killz, Airforce Penguin, Airforce Duck, Airforce Uncle Sam, Airforce Eagle, Airforce Hat, Airforce Unicorn Wizard, Airforce Uncle, Airforce Essentials, Airforce Connor, Airforce Son, Airforce EmperorPenguino, Airforce Internet Deathstroke, Airforce Portable Toaster, Airforce Gamer, Airforce Scoot and many more yet to be found. But one interesting SBH is Airforce Grandpa. Not only does he have a clear backstory, but also how he can move like a young SBH without trouble, which is weird, due to how old he is. Tests have shown that he is 63 years old and still moves like a 20 year old SBH. But his backstory is... tragic. When Airforce Grandpa was young, he had an older brother (Airforce Great Grandpa) and they had a strong brother relationship. Airforce Great Grandpa was a role model to Airforce Grandpa, and Airforce Great Grandpa was the leader of the Airforce. Sadly, Airforce Great Grandpa got a specific cancer that only harms their species and there was no cure at the time. They hired a medic by the name of Holty, that was secretly a poacher and poisoned the sick SBH, killing him during the night. After the funeral, Airforce Grandpa took his brother's helmet and starting hunting for Holty ever since. After training years and decades, he was ready and was finally a fitting leader of the Airforce and still is today. They say he is still hunting for Holty even to this very day, and he is. Holty has been found, and Airforce Grandpa is looking for him, waiting to get his revenge. Holty has been last reported around delfinoplaza_final, but he hasn't been seen since. Another interesting character is Airforce Connor The Gamer who has no real backstory and unlike the other members is known for being more aggressive often defending the Airforce from trolls, Trolldier hunters and aggressive players. One question ofter asked is "why does he always weir sunglasses "?. The more commonly thought theory is that his glasses hold the power of every gamer, game and game systems locked inside of them, they are also said to posses the power of 1000 suns and have a suction power that of which of a black hole. The glasses them self are there to maintain control over this power and if they were ever removed from Connor it would most likely kill all forms of matter around him. We may never truly know what power Connor's glasses hold but we do know that Connor's Market gardener is the 2nd best in the group with over 2000 kills and counting. (Airforce Grandpa's being 1st with over 3000 kills and counting).
The Worst of Times
When the Airforce Family was prospering in numbers, there was a time called "The Airacaust".
Winter taking a photo of Frok
The Airacaust was a horrible time for not just for the Airforce Family, but for other Solly Bird species as well. Researchers have said the population of the Airforce Family was over a whopping 1,000,000.31. But there was a man called Frok, that saw them as unintelligent creatures and ordered everyone to kill them on sight. Mercenaries got their sniper rifles and guns and just walked up to the migration spot of the Airforce Family (which is at gm_temple) and shot all of them without mercy. Luckily, Airforce Grandpa wasn't there at the time and so wasn't his cousin, Airforce Uncle Sam. When they heard of the news, they were outraged and declared war on Frok. After the Airacaust, it was recorded that only 50 members of the Airforce Family were left. Airforce Grandpa's son, Airforce Grandpa Jr (Airforce Son), went missing for 40 years. They recently reunited as father and son, and both plan to hunt down Holty, due to the loss of Jr's son.
Frok Center Wars
After they declared war on Frok, they teamed up with other Solly Bird species and fought at warzones, such as Wacky Races, Rusty Bucket Bay, and sadly, Mario Kart 2. Many died, some were lost forever and memories haunt Airforce Uncle Sam to this very day. What we do know is yes, the Solly Birds won, but at the cost of thousands. But remember, without Holty, and even without Frok, The Airforce Family wouldn't be where it is today. If you find Frok, call the Airforce Family immediately. Only problem about Frok is that he can change appearance and more. The pictures Winter has posted in the "Pictures" section of the wiki are OUTDATED. He has shapeshifted again.
The Curse
The Curse is not just a simple curse, it's an inevitable consequence to happen to anyone that has the blood of the Airforce.
Holty, being persistent as usual. The Curse has caught on to Airforce Grandpa, he can no longer rocket jump/Market Garden as well as he used to. The side effects are: short of breath, trouble at keeping balance, and loss of hearing. Luckily, it's only temporary, but it has a story behind it. Back when Holty poisoned Airforce Great Grandpa, he gave him a poison that will be genetically passed down from generation to generation to the point of no Airforces left on the Earth. The only thing Holty did wrong was underestimate the Airforce Family. Hopefully, the curse will get weaker from each generation it passes to.
Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths: Strong lungs that are capable of breathing at high altitudes
Hamstrings that are capable of absorbing shock damage at any height
Elite at Rocket Jumping/Market Gardening
Ability of defending itself with any melee weapon or gun
Protection from headshots if one is wearing a Whirly Warrior
Faster health regeneration if one is using the concheror
Weaknesses: Only attacks when it feels like it needs to
Easy to take out if one is using a sniper rifle and is bodyshotting
Most of the time a Airforce ignores sticky bombs
Some Airforce members have a incurable disease that makes them have a heart attack at random Only has 2 food source, once those die off, so will the Airforce Family
Some of the Airforce's Market Gardeners have only about 40% of not criting.
Subtypes
Parachuting Airforce- A Airforce with the B.A.S.E Jumper, Rocket Jumper, and the Market Gardener
Picture of Airforce Grandpa with the B.A.S.E Jumper
Shotgun Airforce- A Airforce with the stock or reserve shooter, Rocket Jumper, and the Market Gardener
Default Airforce- A Airforce with the concheror, Rocket Jumper, and the Market Gardener
Military Airforce- A Airforce with any rocket launcher, gunboats, and the Market Gardener
Leader of the Airforce- The leader of the Airforce (Airforce Grandpa) is the only known Airforce that can change his DNA cells to be any subtypes of the Airforce.
Enemies
Demomissles- Hate the Airforce Species and especially Airforce Grandpa. The reason is because they are jealous of them for being the terror of the skies. They are a territorial species and will attack on sight. It is recommended to use a minigun or any automatic to take them down. Their Caber is lethal and the Caber is even used for medicine.
Gruv Mcall the leader of the Demo Missiles
Hoovydiles- Hoovydiles find the Airforce Species a delicious snake to chew on after a tiring day. Hoovydiles are territorial like the Demomissles and it is recommended to stay away from these creatures due to their brute strength.
The Groundforce- The myth is true and these SBHs are the direct clone and opposite of the BLU Airforce Family. They are evil beings and hunt down the Airforce Family to prove that they are the real Airforce Family. The Groundforce has the same strengths and weaknesses as the Airforce Family
Sewer Medic- Like the Hoovydile, they eat Airforces for the same reason. But at one point the impossible happened. Sewer Medic and Hoovydile actually ate a lone Airforce together without fighting over it!
Vagineers- Actually saw a lone Airforce getting eaten by a Hoovydile when they first landed on Earth, so they think they are at the bottom of the food chain!
[o.W.n] - An Airforce messenger told the leaders of the Airforce about [o.W.n] and their bullshit, so now if they are seen, no mercy will be held!
Allies
Birds of Freedom- due to their genetic nature of being able to successfully mate with and have offspring that inherit the traits of other species, the airforces are seen as very worthy partners to be with though it sounds like its for the bird of freedom's personal game to survive for as long as possible, the airforces are happy to help them and as such, a strong pack has been made with them and there leader sergeant major.
Pyroshark- Both hunt together on occasions and fight together on occasions.
Painis Cupcake- Even though Painis Cupcake tried to eat them at first, Airforce Grandpa convinced him to be friends with the Airforce Family.
Intelligent Heavy- Airforce Grandpa found Intelligent Heavy sad and he helped him find Spyper and became friends ever since then!
Spyper- Any friend with Intelligent Heavy is a friend with Spyper! Favorite thing to do is hunt with Airforce Grandpa and Family.
Shpeecrabs- They found Airforce Grandpa as a role model to all Shpeecrabs! Even though they are a secondary food source to the Airforce Family and the Groundforce.
Heavy Wizards- Like the Airforce Species and Airforce Grandpa due they're basically their guinea pigs with their new potions to try out!
CP3-Port-Toas- One of the best snipers a Airforce can wish for! Just don't make him or his species mad, or there will be hell to pay.
Chase the Chameleon Spy- Can give him support with a lot of BLU Chameleon Spies.
GentleSpy - Actually met one of the Airforce a long time ago, seems like the connection stuck.
RubberFruit - He was about to steal Airforce Great Grandpa's helmet from Airforce Grandpa, but Sawhbik gave him his Quadwrangler instead. Rubber decided it was best to get in an alliance with them, then ran off with the coat. (Sawhbik didn't wear an undercoat or shirt in that situation, so he was practically standing there without a shirt.)
Extra, Airforce Great Grandpa's Death
Sawhbik, the younger brother to Holty the Medic who killed Airforce Great Grandpa, recently brought in the audio tapes for Holty executing his plans to kill him. Here's what he captured:
Sawhbik: Hey Holty? A BLU Soldier, Airforce Grandpa specifically, needs your help.
The beginning
Holty: Hmph, an Airforce. How suprising, I thought they knew that I hate them.
Sawhbik: Well, no, but their leader, Airforce Great Grandpa, is very sick.
Holty: Sick? Heh, I'll see what I can do.
Grandpa: Thanks so much for helping, you will cure him, right?
Holty: Don't worry, he'll be "cured" in no time.
(Sawhbik told us he mouthed the words to Airforce Grandpa): HE'S GOING TO KILL HIM, RUN AFTER HOLTY.
Sawhbik un-paused the tape after he told us that.
Holty: Get me those syringes.
Sawhbik: The red, blue or purple one?
Holty: ALL OF THEM!
Sawhbik: But we experimented with all of them, they KILLED all of our subjects.
Holty: You mean MY subjects?
Sawhbik: Ok, FINE, YOUR subjects.
Holty: That's better. Alright, now stay there.
Holty then proceeded to mix all the chemicals in the syringes Sawhbik brought to him and put them in one syringe. He injected the syringe on Airforce Great Grandpa, thus killing him almost instantly.
Enemy Info - Holty
Holty is Sawhbik's (A friendly Airforce Medic who loves to conduct experiments on living objects) older brother, approximately 3 years older than him. He is the Medic who killed Airforce Great Grandpa, and he and Frok are currently being targeted by all of the Airforce, CP3-Port-Toases, and Gunslinger Engineers. He has been reported to have a Vintage Tyrolean, Yersinia Pestis styled Blighted Beak, and Foppish Physician. Holty has never been seen without his mask off, but research has found out how he looks. He seems to have a beard, but not that large with a scar going over his eye.
Requirements
Airforce Grandpa- Founding Father, Whirly Warrior, Lord Cockswain's Pipe, Market Gardener, any secondary, any primary, team BLU, RED for Groundforce Grandpa.
A Normal Airforce Family Member (AFM)- Rocket Jumper, Concheror, Market Gardener, any hat or misc, any team (preferably BLU)
Extra
It turns out the Frok is a fat heavy with long grey hair!
Back then, Holty actually captured Airforce Grandpa and executed him! Luckily Airforce Grandpa was wearing the Concheror at that point and survived! See [AGGC] Airforce Grandpa's account on steam and look at his artwork and find a picture called, "Purpose" to see!
The RED counterpart of Airforce Grandpa, picture taken by Winter Soldier. This RED counterpart of the Airforce family (Groundforce) is known to harm others, including other Airforce family members.
Dr. Killz has a girlfriend named Flez and Airforce Grandpa bought him a suit to go on a date.
Hoovy is an expert sandvich cooker!
Airforce Grandpa loves every grandchild he has!
Essentials, Scoots and Portable Toaster are the only Airforce members to be another TF2-nimal.
Scoot's has a life debt to Airforce Grandpa, due to saving his life.
It's a tradition for any Airforce to say, "ded" when killed
Portable is a rocket jumping sniper sometimes.
The Airforce isn't the only ones hunting Frok and Holty. Other TF2-nimals, such as the CP3-Port-Toas and Gunslinger Engies, are on the hunt with the Airforce.
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